Friday, November 20, 2009

MTV Wins Booby Prize

The best show ever invented, MTV's "Jersey Shore," premieres on December 3.

It may be the single greatest achievement of the 21st century.

Sociologists ain't got nothin' on MTV Reality.

Here is the first trailer:

If Aliens were real, they'd be from New Jersey. And blitzed out from huffin' on hair products.

If all television was this good, there would be a zero percent unemployment rate.

"Jersey Shore" crosses over cultural boundaries, linking all species together, in order to point and laugh at ridiculous guidos.

It is the most American television show ever.

Here is the second trailer:

I am more excited about "Jersey Shore" than the Super Bowl.

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